You and your wild, yet classy group of companies are out for a crazy night on the town. After awhile of lounging around at the bar your girlfriend noticed a tall lightly frosted bottle of vodka with amethyst color shards in the neck of it. You ask the bartender what exactly that was. He went to grab the bottle and was holding it with both hands as if not to want to spill a single drop, after the walk that seem to have taken forever he the reply that it was the latest craze in the line of fine vodkas. Before he could offer you a complementary shot of the already chilled vodka you notice only one word on the front of the bottle "LIVE".
The bartender then began to tell you that "LIVE" has been distilled from the best pumpkin seeds and other grains off the Roloff Farm in Oregon, and it has been fermented and heated before its added to just a touch of water from the natural hot spring of Cougar also found in Oregon. The reason 'LIVE" has just a touch the great Cougar water is to keep you well hydrated for a long night out and allows you to enjoy the taste of the more pure vodka.The reason its chilled the serve is the special chilled plate it sits on. I know your telling yourself, that you have never heard of vodka made with pumpkin seed as the grain but the secret is mixture of the grains and Cougar water sliding over the sugar candy amethyst shards on the way out of the bottle that makes the perfect blend.
Finally, now that your mouth is watering with the desire to taste this new fine vodka the bartender pours your shot. He then ask you "Do you love it?" and you simply reply, "No, I LIVE!"
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